I Cut You Open, and You Keep, Keep Bleeding Luck

The title of this post is not just a clever play on the chorus of a popular song. No, this post represents a brief moment of serendipity in your otherwise hopeless lives; if only for today, Sweet Lady Fortune smiles upon you.

Like all (worthy) kings, I keep one ear open for the unwashed masses. Of late, the same question has been upon your collective filthy lips: "Who is the real A.M. Chenowith? Where does he come from? Which path did he walk to glory?" Here's where the aforementioned spot o' luck comes into play.

INCREDIBLY LOUD WRITING PRESENTS:
"A.M. CHENOWITH: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY"

A retrospective audio piece documenting the life and times of author, entrepreneur, and respected Internet figure A.M. Chenowith, from the good folks at Incredibly Loud Writing. Press play, and listen to it with your speakers fucking dimed.




By now--assuming that you clicked the "play" button above and listened to the audio project I worked so fucking hard on just for you--the secret to my success has become clear to you. I recognize it was a bit of a whirlwind tour; I'll give you a few lines of blank space to catch your breath, recap the adventure mentally, and allow your heart rate to return to a normal, healthy pace.





There. Feel better now? You still look a bit flushed. Let's call it a day; you've worked hard. Hit the road, plop on the couch, slap that t.v. on. Get some food in ya (I recommend carbo-loading), and call it a night.

However, be sure to return in the near future. I'll be making the file available for download (Part Blog. Part Podcast. Holy Multi-Media!) within a few days. Better still, I feel that you've been working hard, and deserve yet another reward. Well, here it is: I'll be providing you with an e-mail address! The "comment" portion of the blog (despite its lack of use thus far) seems insufficient; what if you should need to contact me privately? Or two separate ways? Problem solved. So, stop back soon, as it'll be posted as soon as I've gotten around to creating it.

You're welcome.